and i went to falafel's drive in TWICE. extra awesome.
plus, i saw an enormous chipotle burrito (ew) dancing with two zambonis
and sharky came and sat in our section
and a fun awkward moment
i'm standing alone just before the game, waiting for folks in the bathroom. i dig in my bag and grab my chapstick (the container kind, not a stick), apply, and am about to put the lid on and toss it back in my bag...
strange man (approaching quickly with pinky finger extended): oh thank GOD! you have some!
me: uhhhhhh... (recoiling, guarding my chapstick heartily)
sm: can i have some? (in my face with the pinky)
me: ummmm...
sm: what, is that weird? (pinky...)
me: yes. yes that's definitely weird.
sm: but i really need it! i just washed my hands. please?! (pinky approaching...)
me (feeling entirely cornered, going through my options, maybe i can scrape it out with my finger and give it to him? but i don't want him trying to use my finger to put it on his lips, and i know how horrible it feels when you REALLY need chapstick and just don't have any, and i'm pretty sure they don't sell it anywhere in hp pavillion, and crap what the heck do i do here?): ok...
sm: (pinky dives right on in)
and i'm gross, but i really like this chapstick, so i just scraped off the surface layer and put it back in my bag.
2 comments:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm with Leslie-ewwwwwwwwwwww!
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